A generator for adventuring rumours in the Northern Strata. All of them are true.
Adventuring Rumours (1d20 or 1d20/1d20/1d20/1d20) | ||||
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entity | action | target | unforeseen complication | |
1 | Everyone in Thomsbury | Fears | The sacred pools of Lake Silvaplana | But not all who tremble are afraid |
2 | Captain Gerard Hom | Guards | The signs of their lost lover | But the cost is in flesh |
3 | A wild beast of ancient antlers | Searches for | Carved tablets of gold markings | But trust is the road to assumption |
4 | An evil magician | Seeks | The healing song of the Black Ptarmigan | But do not even lines of flight, due to their eventual divergence, reproduce the very formations their function it was to dismantle or outflank? |
5 | Everyone in the Tower of Hum | Worships | A new star | But not everything desires to return as it was |
6 | Eldritch Smith | Desires | The remnant of a forgotten god | But every romance has its price |
7 | An ex-philosopher trapper (Darren Tinkleton) | Is constructing | A new system of logic | But all lines are crooked if you look far enough |
8 | A foaming fool (Georges Pinkerton) | Loves | A strange creature with many legs (the Spider of Reason) | But no power can sustain itself when it is represented by mere humbugs |
9 | The Earth | Creeps towards | Oblivion | But he who commands not himself shall obey |
10 | A young goatherder | Avoids | An ancient moss blanket | But morality is not always overcome by truth |
11 | The waning moon | Detests | The mountain sheep | For everything that is narrow and fixed seduceth |
12 | A wise dwarf (Thronwill Elmsleep) | Dances with | Exotic birds of many colors | But not everything may be uttered in the presence of day |
13 | The guardian of Mount Aaron | Hides | A cursed ring (The Mobius Band) | But good men never speak ill of weird science |
14 | A wanton poet | Serves | A twisted bibliographic manuscript of asymmetric proportions | But every belief in the value and worthiness of life rests upon defective thinking |
15 | An elf-hermit in the Woods of Val Fex | Cooks stew with | A sentient tree trunk with eclectic humour | But there are circumstances where sympathy is stronger than suffering itself |
16 | A beautifully aged elf genealogist (Clarisse Clément) | Mourns | Their didactic grandfather | But the difference between them is not simply quantitative |
17 | A great lobster | Sings of | A sermon of death | But the opposite is also true |
18 | A young but sickly noble (Lord Obtuse) | Spits on | All peasants afflicted with lice | But one should not judge a polyhedron by its vertices |
19 | An aspiring council-prophet Brother Tom | Preaches concerning | A map formed of cave mushrooms | But every love is an exercise in depersonalization |
20 | The last living descendent of Philosopher Queen Ashiba | Flees from | A roaming pack of wolves | But eventually the weed gets the upper hand |